Now, I happen to have a HP laptop, with Windows, in fact, I've always had Windows, so of course when I use Mac I find it foreign and hard to use but aren't there more important things to fight about ie. The war in Iraq, If Miley Cyrus is a boy, If Gingers are actual people?
Let me illustrate my point with this forum debate.
Mac vs. Windows: Which is better?
Stefan: I have become seriously disappointed with my Macbook Pro at the moment.
Gatekeeper: Thats because Windows takes a huge dump on Mac.
Lady_Veera: That was rough.
Stefan: Yeah Gatekeeper, watch what you say.
Flashback: He's right. If Windows and Mac were in battle Windows would use its lightning sword to obliterate Mac. Mac is a sissy girl computer.
Stefan: WTF?
Lady_Veera: What's wrong with being a sissy girl?
Flashback: Macs.
GregM: Its basically choosing between Windows which are safe and reliable and Macs which are neat and clever.
Gatekeeper: Whatever Dick Smith. Windows wins forever times infinity.
GregM: Are you 5?
The conversation then continues into a series of completely explicit and outrageous obscenities that become progressively less coherent in each post (mainly thanks to Gatekeeper's lack of spell check, or, eyes). The point is, why do people care so much? Its like the Holden vs Ford battle. Or the Today vs. Sunrise battle. Everyone knows our trivial bickering's will have no effect whatsoever on the group of billionaire designers who sit on the top floor of those huge skyscrapers stroking their chins and discussing gold shoes while deciding the fate of the earth as we know it (I mean, I've heard they can breathe fire) so why do we bother?
NOTE: I'm not actually going to propose an answer to that as I have just remembered something much more important. Check this out:
Check out the trailer on youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPErY-0YNeA . Yeah. Consider my pants officially wet. Did you see the girl fight like I saw the girl fight? Hopefully the plethora of B-list actors in this film won't let it down. Either way this is a film worth getting excited for.
In other news official photo's of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland have been released and it looks positively amazing. Check out Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen:
As much as I love her I don't think Mizz. Carter would have a job if it wasn't for her amazing husband. Although she is pretty damn awesome as Bellatrix.
I'd marry Bellatrix.
I cant wait until the future when people come back to read these and they realise I was the anonymous guy commenting on every post. Hello Future Tom Worshippers. Heres a secret: He once had a dream he was barbie, and then he squatted in the street and did a pee. When he woke up in the morning he had actually wet the bed. True Story. Someone psycho-analyse that one and bring it up in the next interview you do with him. Please?
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