In ten years time there will be people reading this and thinking 'Wow, so the rumours are true. He does have a blog that he has wrote for the entirety of his film career'. Because of this I will not only greet those reading this blog in the year 2009, but also those reading this blog from the future.
I am Tom Wilson and I am on my way to becoming the greatest film director to ever emerge from Australia. Big words. I know. I wanted to start this blog so anyone and everyone could follow me and watch as I leave school, enter film school, leave film school and then kick the ENTIRE world's ass with my films.
They'll be the biggest things you've ever seen. They'll be original, mind-boggling, extravagant, beautiful and awe-inspiring. They will make older generations wish they were younger and younger generations wish they were older. They will inspire kids like me to reach for the stars. And they will blow your minds.
But the years of me writing and directing fantastic films as freely as I wish are just out of my grasp. I understand that there is quite a lot of hard work to be done and I intend to do it all. And do it awesomely.
Alas, I am still in my final year of High school. A senior - except without the dentures and concession card. High school is the last bug I must swat. The last Dementor I must Patronus. The last E.T I must ride home on my magic bicycle. The last child until my vasectomy.
Not to fear. It's not as horrible as it sounds. Vasectomy's aren't that bad.
And so begins the Adventures of The Boy Atomic.
Hahaha. You, young man, are as amusing as your words are delicious.
ReplyDeleteI found my way here from ze page comment you left me on the youchoobs, and decided to prowl like any decent internet predator should.
No but, welcome aboard the blog-o-sphere. All the best for your writing & film journey. Keep at it, I love your words already.
Will be keeping an eye on you, mmhm.
The bicycle wasn't magic, E.T was making it fly. Just dont mention that in front of Eligh...he wont sleep for a week....
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